Top 25 Manliest Moments of Bear Grylls
Friday, January 6, 2012
Top 25 Manliest Moments of Bear Grylls
Hello guys here you will get top 25 manliest moments of Bear Grylls, I guess you will get more information about Man vs Wild moment story. Bear Grylls spiritual is Man vs. Wild. I saw this on Discovery Channel as well as had to divide up it with you guys:
1. Historic Enema In Panama.
Man Vs Wild “I guess all you can do is lie back, and think of England!” This is probably considered cruel and unusual punishment in most countries around the world, but that doesn’t stop Bear Grylls! No sir. He likes doing this kinda shit for fun! Description not enough? Experience it firsthand.
2. Walking through the Sand dunes In Northern Mexico.
Bear uses a snake skin as a flask for his urine. Later, he would drink that same urine. Yeah. This is all on television. What Discovery Channel will do for ratings…Man Vs Wild
3. The Texas Biplane.
“Hanging inverted under a biplane over 80,000 ft, life definitely became interesting” How do you say shit like that and not get laid immediately after?Man Vs Wild
4. In Search Of Shelter In The Sahara Desert.
Just because you hear a story about a Berber tribesman that used a camel caracas as an emergency shelter in the middle of a sandstorm, doesn’t mean you have to try it out for shits and giggles.
5. Bear VS Bee. In Mexico, Bear steals honey from a hive of bees.
Why does he do things that are so wildly unnecessary? Oh yeah, for our entertainment. No complaints from me! Anyway, his face swells up like Will Smith in Hitch. Actually its worse, because it’s real life. Man Vs Wild
6. Exploding Bug Eat In Zambia. Self-explanatory. Visual anyone?
7. Alaskan Escape Onto A Passing Ship.
The large boat almost runs over Bear. Dude the guy’s been stranded on an iceburg for days. The least you could do is not run over Bear Grylls with a cargo ship. Thanks for nothing captain.
8. Sahara Desert Fluid Search.
Bear was “hoping that the undigested contents of the camel’s stomach would contain vital fluid.” Let me repeat that. He was hoping! Hoping that he could drink the insides of a camel. Nice. Man Vs Wild
9. Arctic River Crossing. Hypothermia?
Bear just shrugs it off. And he does it naked too. I’m not going to lie, I felt exceptionally close to Bear in this scene. Hmm, I wonder why? Man VS Wild
10. Louisiana Swamp River Looking For Food.
Bear uses a local technique to catch a catfish. The local technique is defined as stuffing your hand into the murky snake-ridden riverwater and using your hand as bait. It worked, even though his hand was half-digested by 20 pound catfish. Man Vs Wild
Top 10 Manliest Moments of Bear Grylls
11. Kenyan Desert Looking For Water.Bear squeezes fresh elephant dung to get at some water. He shares with the crew. Goodie.
12. Guatemalan Jungle Excursion.
Amidst jaguars, Bear creates a makeshift bed hanging off the jungle floor using an ingenious pulley system. I’m just sayin’ – if i get lost in a jungle somewhere, I’m pullin’ out my miniature Bear Grylls consultant.
13. Helicopter Ride By Guatemalan Active Volcano.
Spewing lava everywhere, Bear Grylls has to climb down a rope from a moving helicopter onto the edge of an active volcano. This shit should be censored. The helicopter pilots never worked with Bear Grylls again. Man Vs Wild
14. Insect Breakfast In Morocco.
I’m going to hold off on this one mainly because I throw up in my mouth a little every time I see this and honestly, so does Bear Grylls. I can’t find it on youtube. Go figure. man vs wild
15. Magic Moment Of Creating Fire In The Western Texas Desert.
Bear uses the ancient survival technique of the hand-drill to start a fire. “No matches. No flints. Just two bits of wood.” I don’t care if you’re a eunuch, if you can make fire out of thing air and a few planks of wood, you’re about as manly as they come.
16. Railroad Tunnel In Montana.
Bear uses a railroad tunnel to cut across the mountain range. All is well until Bear and his crew hears the loud moans of a train. Shit. They make it out alive by an inch. Could have been road-kill, well track-kill is more fitting.
17. Rapids In Vietnam Jungles.
Bear witnesses a flash flood, something that has been on his bucket list for a while. Wow. What a bucket list.
18. Rope Traverse In Texan Mountainous Region.
Bear Grylls uses an old bear trap and rope to create a way to get across the canyon. And like always – Something goes wrong. Bear almost dies. Bear still survives to tell the tale. This mothaf**** does not die. Bear manages to survive under pressure by dangling from the rope and making it across inch by inch. man vs wild
19. Sahara Desert Jumpoff From A Moving Land Rover.
Going 50 kilometers an hour. You know, just your typical run of the mill tourist activities.
20. Tarzan Moment In The Jungles of Belize. He called it a death drop. Why? Beacause it was a 60-70 foot drop down a cave. The only way across. A hanging vine. Tarzan Moment indeed! man vs wild
21. Transylvanian Helicopter Ride Via Dangling Rope.
“I’ll never forget being suspended underneath a helicopter, flying at 100 mph across the Transylvanian forest. Brilliant” Brilliant indeed, Bear. Just defeat a vampire warlord and you can call it a day!
22. Crossing A River In Alaska By Tree Trunk.
It seems as though all is lost when the tree trunk snaps, but Bear shows resiliency in the face of dangerous rapids as he holds on for dear life on the cliff edge.
23. Deep Underground Cave In Belize. Bear saw a prehistoric insect hanging from the cave and sort of just thought, “well that’s food.” He described the bug as a cross between a scorpion and a spider. Sounds like dinner at the in-laws. Man vs Wild
24. Climbing Up A Railway Bridge In Montana. The bridge in excess of one hundred years old, looked easy enough from the ground up. Nearing the apex, Bear runs into a problem when he has to take a much needed “courage pill” to make it on top of the railroad by climbing up a chain that he snagged on the rails. Gutsy, no? Man vs Wild
25. Falling From A Helicopter In Sumatra, Indonesia.
Bear Grylls has to judge when to release a parachute just before entry. If he comes in too fast he could be crabmeat on the shores of a beautiful secluded island. What a waste.
Hello dear here you will get YouTube Video link: Bear Grylls has to judge, The bridge in excess of one hundred years old, Exploding Bug Eat In Zambia, Bear VS Bee, In Search Of Shelter In The Sahara Desert, Historic Enema In Panama.
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